Rampant In China

Software piracy is rampant in China. It's been estimated that 90% of software in use is pirated. (Cheap-skates!)

China will surpass the USA on Internet users. (Interesting...)

Botnets are becoming a serious security problem. 50% of pirated copies of Windows have been hacked with malware. (Nasty...)

Therefore, China is going to become a botnet farm and it will strangle the Internet. (Aaarrgh!)

... but thankfully, the Chinese love Linux. They're even producing their own computers with Linux. (Phew!)